Lady Gaga:hello my little darling angels! you're all looking so cute tonight I could just tickle your bellies and eat you up! omg! you made your own clothes? that's so cute! sweet angels I love all of you so much!
Lady Gaga literally one second later:EVERYBODY STAND THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU ARE AT MY SHOW AND I WANT TO SCREAM RIGHT NOW SO GET ON YOUR FEET THIS IS AN ORDER (incomprehensible screeching)
Madonna:I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public:That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga:I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public:Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj:I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public:You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga:I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public:You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna:I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public:That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga:I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public:You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry:I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public:That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga:I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public:Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!